Keep love close.

buttlid: kymherz: ippinka: Try out a cool way to separate egg...

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:20:14 -0400

kymherz:

ippinka:

Try out a cool way to separate egg yolks from egg whites!

this is genius.

this is actually lifechanging

claydols: damn you must be itunes because you are always not responding

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:19:03 -0400

claydols:

damn you must be itunes because you are always not responding

epic-humor:

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:11:48 -0400

epic-humor:

#best reaction to zombies ever

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:04:04 -0400

#best reaction to zombies ever

niknak79: He’s tripping on acid

Tue, 21 May 2013 18:23:28 -0400

niknak79:

He’s tripping on acid

enasnivolz: ealperin: reading-thoughts: edwardspoonhands: Not...

Tue, 21 May 2013 16:53:41 -0400

enasnivolz:

ealperin:

reading-thoughts:

edwardspoonhands:

Not Iambic….Do Not Accept…

These tags I’ll pop, and boast in rhyming verse
that what I wear puts swagger in my gait;
though twenty shillings have I in my purse,
my self-esteem and manhood both inflate
when lofty furs I purchase for a cent.
Thy grandpa’s clothes are worthy salvage, though
they smell a trifle musty. Still, I spent
much less to dress myself from head to toe.

To save or not to save? The question’s moot.
I’ll never give my coin to high-street crooks.
These dusty shelves will yield their hidden loot
to those, like me, more frugal in their looks.
Like ancient coins washed up on distant shores,
I’ll find my treasures in these thrifty stores.
- Macklemore, “Thrift Shoppe”

*Crying with laughter*

ITS IN IAMBIC PENTAMETER. SWEET JESUS THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING.

Photo

Tue, 21 May 2013 16:49:04 -0400

halosdown: White people…

Tue, 21 May 2013 16:33:55 -0400

halosdown:

White people…

sofapizza: majestic

Tue, 21 May 2013 16:32:16 -0400

sofapizza:

majestic

beerito: pamper your girlfriend. cover her with diapers

Tue, 21 May 2013 16:29:15 -0400

beerito:

pamper your girlfriend. cover her with diapers

pizzaforpresident: jaclcfrost: avatargrimes: jaclcfrost: chiptunehero: jaclcfrost: no one ever...

Tue, 21 May 2013 16:28:59 -0400

pizzaforpresident:

jaclcfrost:

avatargrimes:

jaclcfrost:

chiptunehero:

jaclcfrost:

no one ever talks about peter pan’s brother

peter pot

peter pot
the only boy who was higher than peter pan

and this is probably why no one talks about him

peter pot is so high, he neverlands.

and it’s definitely not because of any faith or trust or pixie dust

why would peter pan’s brother have the same first name and a different surname